Frank Vincent Zappa was an American musician, songwriter, guitarist, and filmmaker whose work is characterized by nonconformity, and satire of American culture.
This is a list of ten of his most popular quotes.

10.
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.
9.
The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.
8.
Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.
7.
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
6.
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
5.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
4.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
3.
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
2.
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
1.
So many books, so little time.

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